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Battlestar Galactica Spoilers for Season 4

I know all Battlestar Galactica fans are just amped up over the amazing storytelling of the Season 3 finale. Now exclusively on Space Ramblings, we offer up some spoilers for Season 4. Don’t read on, if you don’t want to be spoiled.

* The entire crew of the Galactica and all of the humans on all the ships actually turn out to be Cylons.

When asked whether the show has a point anymore, now that the entire cast are Cylons, Ron Moore winked enigmatically and said, “That’s the point.”

* In a very special Christmas episode, Lee, Admiral Adama and President Roslin have random flashbacks of Caprica and contemplate killing themselves. Again.

* Baltar becomes reelected President of the Colonies after Lee delivers a long speech explaining that we’re all flawed, so who are we to deny a traitor the right to be President. All the extras applaud, except some extras who riot.

* Baltar’s inaugural address promises to betray everyone to the Cylons. The entirely Cylon crew applaud him heartily.

* Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica will briefly switch over to the launch of the Battlestar Galactica spinoff as a crossover with Who’s The Boss featuring Judith Light as a businesswoman on Caprica trying to raise her kids, with Tony Danza as their Cylon nanny.

* It will be revealed in a prophetic dream that all of Season 3 was actually a hallucination and everyone is still under Cylon rule on New Caprica.

* In the next episode, in another hallucination shared by everyone, it’s revealed that Earth never existed in the first place, that Battlestar Galactica is a hallucination and that everyone on the show is actually a patient in a mental ward.

Then Ron Moore runs out from behind the screen blowing a kazoo and waving his arms while yelling, “I fooled you! See, I fooled you,” over the closing credits.

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Comments
  • Spacklepants April 6, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    “Segueway.”

    Lord.

  • porkchop April 12, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Wow, I guess it’s all figured out. The above “speculations” are all crack induced hogwash typed up by someone who obviously has to pull their head out of their hind end, so he or she can think more clearly. It’s all a dream, who hands people this bullshit so it can be fed to other people ????

  • O_Deus April 12, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    you’re not so clear on the concept of parody, are you?

  • Tricia November 21, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    You forgot the biggest/truest spoiler of them all, President Roslin is pregnant.

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