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Andrew Ryan of Bioshock endorses Ron Paul for President

Hello, my name is Andrew Ryan and I’m here to ask you a question, isn’t a man entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose Ron Paul. I chose Ron Paul because only Ron Paul supports my personal ideas of liberty. I escaped the Soviet Union in search of freedom and in the face of a growing monolithic government, I saw the ideals of this once great nation become degraded by creeping socialism.

It got so bad that I felt that I had no choice but to escape and perhaps found some sort of underwater utopian society dedicated to absolute liberty. Until all my submarines get constructed though, I have decided to speak to you about the importance of supporting my candidate, Congressman Ron Paul. Like me, Ron Paul opposes the power of the Federal government which seeks to rob men of their honest toil and replace utility with a false benevolence.

The modern world was created by great men, men like Ron Paul, and the labor of those great men continues to be raided in order to support the parasitic needs of the weak and the indolent and the corrupt. And thus I give you Raptur… I mean Ron Paul.

Ron Paul is the only candidate who supports a vision of America that I can entirely identify with. First isolationism, we don’t need the world. All we need is a self-contained society that keeps outsiders away so we can all live happily ever after.

Second we must suspend all laws to permit anyone to do what they like, especially when it comes to supposedly immoral scientific research.

Thirdly, guns. All our problems can be corrected if we have vending machines with guns installed everywhere.

Therefore I Andrew Ryan confidently support Ron Paul for President believing that he will bring us to a glorious era of peace, liberty and prosperity.

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